Festival: Monster Race
Last year, the Quick-Feather Peko Ranch organized a Monster Race to promote its services. This year the ranch has been evacuated. Somehow, the Monster Race seems to have been organized again.
Who did it? Is it still an official endeavour of the Quick-Feather Peko Ranch? Did someone else do it? Is this a mere event for the sake of entertainment, or is there a more sinister plot being hatched to the detriment of our Yamato Aventurers and their allies, the Uncrowned? Come and find out!
(Spoiler alert -- it's a mere event for the sake of entertainment)
The event will work pretty much like a Peko Race, with the IC difference that people will be riding monsters instead of pekos. Characters who do not have the Handle Monster concept themselves will ride alongside an NPC Monster Handler who will control the monster, while the PC Adventurers take care of the challenges. People who do not have a monster ride can borrow one for the duration of the race. Show off your monster ride if you have one, and make up your own temporary one if you don't!
The concepts to be rolled will be: Law, Etiquette, Evasion, Handle Monster, Magical.
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"You simply -cannot- deny me this time!", Uta yells at the racing official sitting across from where she's standing, as she slams both her fists on the table. She is dressed in a dragon costume, its scales in a gradient of reds, and possibly some blue too, although it's hard to tell under the nighttime lighting conditions. "I have submitted all my papers on time! I showed up early enough! My ride is right here!", she gestures, livid, each stressed word underlined by a new act of violence against the wooden surface.
"I, Mister Clerk, regret to inform you that-"
"WHAT IS IT THIS TIME!" Uta slams her hands so hard that all the paperwork that was sitting on it goes flying in the air, before fluttering back into exactly the same place as it was before. Few tense seconds follow, during which Uta breathes in and out from her nose, visibly agitated.
"Ma'am, this is a Monster Race. You have brough a Peko."
"Oh," Uta says, turning back to look at a large yellow bird in a shimmering golden jacket behind her, which, cants its head at Uta..
"Nice dragon costume though."
"Thanks... It's a Twilight Dragon. I'm trying to learn more about it."
"What's the peko supposed to be dressed as?"
Uta cants her head at the bird's golden jacket, its sequins the size of coins.
"My hoard?"
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Monster racing is fun and entertaining. What's the worst that can happen? Fuka could, for example, get eaten. Or gored then eaten. Or trampled then eaten. Having had plenty of fun with peko racing, Fuka's agreed to participate in the monster race. The race run by monsters that is, not the race who are monsters. That's something else entirely. And as someone with no actual Monster Handling experience, well, she's going to be riding with a trainer who will handle her mount and she'll just have to be her normal magical and sparkling self. See, nothing could possibly go wrong!
Of course she first had to select a monster, one large enough for a second rider. One that suited her, one that was fast. "Got any Pekos?" "That's not a monster." "How about dire centipedes? They must be fast with all those legs." "Sorry, not right now." "What about giraffes?" "Not a monster." "Uhhhh... DIRE giraffes?" "Get serious..." "OKAY okay... how about a unicorn?" "Not a... actually, you know? I think we got just the thing for you. One 'unicorn' coming right up!"
And so this is the story about how Fuka got conned into riding a giant rhinoceros beetle. "This isn't a unicorn!" Fuka wails as the start of the race is announced. "Sure it's got one horn but that's not.... FINE! Let's get this race started!"
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"So close, Uta," Haru says atop of his mount, padding majestically towards Smaug-uta. "You should still get that entered in the costume contests." He laughs a bit, knowing that at this point it would be more a shocker if Uta /did/ get into one of the races.
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She's not personally involved with that part of the goings on, though, nor is she gambling, as she's a racer, and she will arrive riding double on a fairly thickset dire puma which strides smoothly up to the gate, a young Monster Handler at the reins. The closest she's done before this is riding double on her friend's bike, and while Moon Young was amazingly fast on a bike, this is already turning out to be different than she expected. She peers at Uta, arriving in a costumed Peko, and calls out helpfully, "The costume Peko race was several days ago." And in another location.
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Sure none of the Landers are going to get that joke, but the other Adventurers should at least see the connection with Kauchemar, a Nightmare Were Fang, riding on her monster mount Nightmare, Threnody, while once againg wearing a fitting costume though this time she's just Princess Luna instead of full on Nightmare Moon.
And while they passed the pens holding the waiting rental monsters Kauchemar made sure to stop long enough to stick her tongue out at a certain kelpie. No trying to drown her this year!
It's hard to tell if this year will be different. Threnody looks pretty dour. Though he always looks dour, so that might not have to do with having to race. I'd be wary of the way he's eyeing up the other entrants though. Until Kauchemar gives him a jab in the side with her hoof. "No eating the other contestants." Pause. "Now, if you want to scare them a little, that's entirely different."
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HALLOWEEN.
It is THE BEST HOLIDAY because YOU GET TO COSPLAY.
And, after what she's learned about herself over the past months, there is one costume Mizuki just HAD to do. She has secretly wanted to do this for /15 years/, dammit.
Although, it doesn't seem like anything special as she's hanging out before the race, in human form for once, wearing a perfectly ordinary serafuku, with her hair died purple and wearing a red alice band in her hair that has a star decoration on one side. The monster handler Adventurer has dressed in something at least made to resemble a jacket and shorts over a white hoodie, with blue armbands and sneakers. He's tending to a great grey wolf.
"There are COSTUME CONTESTS?!" Mizuki is suddenly near where Haru is talking, eyes sparkling, fists held against her collar. "Oh, I love your costume, Uta!"
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"What chased by a slime or riding one somehow?"
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"Oh, hi Mizuki! Thanks!", she smiles. "I'm trying to be a walking advertisement billboard for my current research. Do you know anything about a creature called 'Twilight Dragon'?", she asks. She blinks at the mention of contests (on both Haru and Mizuki's behalf): "Wait, there are costume contests? Where?"
"Hi, Haru!", Uta waves and smiles at her Artificier friend. "Hi Other Haru!", she waves to Gwen.
Ready, set, go! A magical explosion marks the beginning of the race!
The track runs through a previous Adventurer settlement, now overrun with a nasty breed of monster which inspects as << Red Tape >>: flat ribbons the color of blood so long to be able to completely wrap an Adventurer multiple times, like a boa constrictor, they slither around the place like a whrithing mass. Apparently lacking eyes, their aggro distance is remarkably short -- they seem, however, to have an extraordinary sense of Law, and any kind of infraction, no matter minor, draws them in, to coil around and sap the energy of the perpetrator.
The issue is, this place, being a previous Adventurer settlement, is littered with street signs: one way, speed limits, wrong direction... something has wrought destruction, and some signs lie on the ground, or are covered with overgrowth, making a fully legal navigation of the place tricky.
(Roll Law)
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Off to the races! Ready, set, go go go. Won-qu snaps at the air and jolts forward. It is a different experience riding Karen over Won-qu. More legs, for one. The Artificer leans forward, white hair whipping about as the pair rush through the old settlement. The red ribbon monsters get an inspect and a laugh. There is only one thing you can do with red tape.
"Objection!" Haru points with one hand as the other grips onto the blue lion. No! Not an objection! Hiss!
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"Onward my horny mount!" Fuka cries out as the race starts.
Her 'driver' turns to look at her. "Don't ever say that again."
The rhino beetle does charge forth however, and since Fuka is wrong on so many levels she attracts red tape like it's a fashion statement. Drawing her sword she cuts through all the red tape, allowing them to proceed... though this doesn't stop the odd monstrosity from sapping a great deal of the little sylph's stamina. Not a promising start!
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"OVER RULED!"
Someone else likes a certain game about Laweers that is SET IN JAPAN NOT AMERICA. Away she goes as she seems to be getting her Law on...
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Oh, ho, 'Red Tape'. Someone is starting off this holiday race in full form. And of course, one of the fastest paths through the abandoned town is down a 'Wrong Way' street.
"I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes~" Kauchemar chimes to herself as she reachs out to slap the sign as she passes, causing it to spin around until it points the other way, in the direction they're riding. Visually pointed a certain direction with the warning on it seems to be enough to at least confuse the Red Tape over if it can act or not long enough for them to gallop past unaccousted.
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Twilight Dragon? Mizuki shakes her head. And then racers are called to the starting line, and she runs back over to where her mount and handler are waiting, "Athena...!" midway doing a twirl as if doing a tear-away clothes swap but actually hitting the menu to swap equipment, revealing her actual costume:
The hairband is the same, but the rest... over a base of elbow/knee-length white sweatclothes, she's wearing a red sleeveless tunic tied at the waist with a long golden sash and and slit down one side from waist to thigh, with matching red legbands on her calves, fingerless gloves, and boots, the outfit completed by a necklace of oversized purple jewel-like beads that match her hair.
"...Ikimaaaaaaaasu!"
As she runs towards the wolf, the trainer next to it gets hype, then turns with a big smile and arms outstretched as if hoping she'll leap into them. "Athena! <3" Mizuki screeches to a halt and puts her hands on her hips, looking away. "Mou... hazukashi na..."
...That seems to just be a bit, as she then runs up to the wolf, high-fiving the trainer as they both leap on. "Let's show them what Team Psycho Soldier can do!"
As the race gets underway, the trainer quietly points out, "Not that I'm complaining, getting to ride with a cute girl," Mizuki blushes and leans forward a bit more into the wolf's fur as he continues, "I love old videogames as much as the next guy, but if the wolf is Shikamaru wouldn't it have made more sense to be Nakoruru?"
Mizuki replies, "Shh. I've wanted to do this for..." she does some mental math. "...more than half my life. Besides, *you're* the monster handler, shouldn't *you* be Nakoruru?"
"Pff. I can be Galford--"
"I already *do* that reference though, the peko I ride in the normal races is named Poppy!"
"Wait, really?"
"My eyes may be blue," and then the handler joins in as they both shout at once,
"But I've got Samurai Spirit!"
"But I know samurai's spirits!"
They're both grinning, but then look puzzled. "Wait, was that the line, or..."
'Kensou' points ahead, "Eyes front, the first challenge!"
But they don't even realize what it is until it's too late, as what they thought were festival ribbons wrap around girl, boy, and wolf after they speed through a stop sign and are left struggling.
Mizuki struggles. "Gch, failed to tech out of the grab... half circle back x2, but I have no super meter..." The trainer scoffs and rolls his eyes. "This isn't ACTUALLY a fighting game!"
"Oh right." Blushing a bit again, Mizuki takes a deep breath, and then kiai shouts, "HahhHHHHHH!" as she breathes out flame that surrounds her in an aura, burning the ribbons, and then briefly transforms to help free her companion and wolf with her claws.
They speed through the street, but that cost a lot of time...
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(Roll Etiquette)
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Slowly recovering from her assault on law, Fukaziroh, her handler and her 'unicorn' make their way through the monstrously unfair racetrack. She spots the skeletons ahead and boggles, standing up in the two-seater stirrup to get a better look. Her handler considers tugging Fuka down but his job isn't the 'racer's' safety. Adventurers are weird, and this could be some kind of clever tactic. The handler is here to keep the dire beetle going in the right direction and not eating anyone, while Fuka's job is to handle the race and all its peculiarities.
"I do say!" Fuka abruptly chips in. "I do believe those skeletons are in costume! They're dressed like H!" she cries out. "Hip hip, jolly good! Coming through my good chaps! Make way, tally ho and all that!"
Perhaps surprisingly it works. Not swiftly, but it does work... Fuka's not attacked, and with a little care and discretion she's able to proceed, if perhaps not as quickly as is optimal, at least she doesn't have to worry about depleting her already low reserves with battle!
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Threnody opens his mouth wide, wider than should be possible but nightmares in ETO can do that whole unhinged jaw thing, and gulps up part of their carcass meal. Then jumps over the table and gallops off to rejoin the race. "Tally ho!"
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NIGHTMARE SKELETONS. Mizuki's grip tightens and she leans into the wolf's fur a little more, muttering, "Just go, go, go...!" to it and trying not to look. The trainer looks concerned, "Are you alright? AAH!" Just then, Mizuki's distraction drives them right through a table, which is a MAJOR breach of etiquette, for sure! The wolf growls and prepares to fight as skeletons surround it and start to swing bony hands ominously at the riders.
Jolted back to attention by SKELETAL HANDS TRYING TO TOUCH HER, Mizuki lets out an embarassingly girly scream, "KYAAAA!" and kicks at that skeleton with her boot, then blushes when she realizes what she just did and transforms, sliding off the wolf to engage the skeletons with a series of punches and albow strikes and kicks with kiai shouts, rezzing a sword to her hand and doing a big sweeping strike and leap into the air, "PSYCHO SWORD!" while making ninpo signs with her other hand to trigger flashstep -- but instead of leaping higher, she surrounds herself in flame again, "PHOENIX!" and leaps DOWNward, curling into a ball to ram skeletons and then supporting herself on her hand as she stretches out into a kick from the ground, "ARROW!"
That's got them some breathing space. Mizuki tries to maintain it, shaping fire into a damaging-rather-than-protective 'shield' in front of her to hold them back!
This gives the trainer a chance to get the wolf under control and have it help out. He points dramatically, "MEGA DOG STRIKE, GO GO GO!" and the dire wolf... does NOT imitate any game moves, but it is a big monster with big paws and teeth and it helps take down more skeletons.
Mizuki is looking around for her next target, and then remembers THIS IS A RACE, and now that they have a chance to break free, leaps back onto the wolf's back. "Shikamaru... go!" The trainer nonverbally urges it to make a break for the other side of the gathering area!
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As they head towards the warehouse, Mizuki finally glances around. "Are we in LAST PLACE?! Come on!" She ninpos up a gust of wind to help Shikamaru run faster, but not controlling the wolf herself, she can't really help it dodge, and is soon buffeted by THE UPHOLSTERYGEIST.
"Oh, COME ON!" Mizuki shouts.
She starts flinging firebolts at the furniture, trying to encourage it to keep away or just burn to ash; not ACTUALLY bothering to shape bigger, slower projectiles, but still calling out, "PSYCHO BALL! PSYCHO BALL! PSYCHO BALL! PSYCHO BALL! PSYCHO BALL!"
The handler, just trying to keep the dire wolf moving closer to the warehouse's exit, mutters, "At least you're not the '97 voice..."
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"Pathetic performance," Kauchemar notes even as she leans away from another piece of sailing furniture. "At least shout something like 'TAKE A SEAT' when you hurtle sitting devices around. But I will just have to," she grabs the padding from the chair that just passed, and throws it in the path of another, "CUSHION your blows."
Everyone else just hopes she reachs the exit before any more horrible puns.
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Eager to finish the race, or at least to get away from bony versions of Haru without the accessory forger's charm, Fuka directs her handler to run faster! "We've only got six legs." the handler points out, though gamely tries to coax more speed from the rhino beetle. Fuka stands in the saddle to point forward, directing them, only to see an upholstered piece of furniture hurtling towards her. If it were to hit, surely she'd be knocked from the saddle. But not for nothing is Fuka one of the fastest (and smallest) of mighty battle fairy race participants! She ducks the flung furniture. "You'll have to try harder than that!" she cries out, drawing all the aggro she can so the upholstergeist targets HER, not her mount or handler! "Chairish this moment when you can tell the other ghosts you *ALMOST* got me! COUCH it in simple terms though. You tried, you failed!" She laughs, giving a fierce thumbs up to Kauchemar. "Take a seat! Good one! Uh, FURNISH me with the victory!" she cries, preparing either to dodge further flung furniture fortuitiously, or fail flashily.
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While the damage that each gost does is moderate enough that some people might choose to simply take the hit and go through them without bothering to defend or flee, the monsters seem scared of them, and it will take an extra helping of Monster Handling to keep them on track -- especially for those Adventurers who are riding with the help of a beginner Monster Handler! (Roll Handle Monster)
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" o/~ Now the race is on, and here comes Pride in the backstretch
Heart Ache is goin' to the inside
My Tears is holding back, they're tryin' not to fall!
My Heart is out of the running, True Love scratched for another's sake
The race is on and it looks like Heart Ache's... And the winner loses all o/~ "
But there is a method to this musical madness though, as being coralled by a ghostly herd spawned by a heart breaking lament keeps the dour nightmare on course while driving the other ghosts away, because he's not about to let a couple of ghosts outdo him!
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Running through a maze filled with ghosts? Well that doesn't sound familiar at all. While Fuka *can* tank attacks in general, especially attacks which do little more than just drain a little spirit so to speak, she's stymied by her mount's reluctance to proceed. "Come ON!" she calls out as her handler struggles to drive the dire beetle forward. "Do I need to smack its butt with the flat of my sword? Will that help get us moving?" Fuka asks, more than a little desperate.
"That would be monumentally stupid." the handler advises the battle fairy.
"Sure but do I need to?" Fuka replies, exasperated. DNF, here she comes... "Do beetles even have butts?" she wonders aloud.
After a bit, just channeling some basic magical energy to assist the handler, Fuka and co do manage to assert enough control to get the rhino beetle moving again. At least no DNF this time! But ... this is not looking good!
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Finally free of the UPHOLSTERYGEIST, Mizuki rezzes a flask to drink some water, and shares it with 'Kensou' before they reach the next challenge, both grinning when they recognize it's a pac-man reference!
The trainer speaks up, "You know, I was pretty good at pac-man in the outside world! Did you know each ghost has a different strategy?"
Mizuki nods, "Yeah, but I don't remember what they are."
Excellently guiding 'Shikamaru' between sheet-ghosts, the trainer explains, "Pinky tries to go just ahead of Pac-Man, but due to a bug in the game's code, when Pac-man faces up, their target is offset to the left. Blinky just goes straight for Pac-Man. Inky aims for a mirrored position from Blinky on the other side of Pinky's target, so that it kind of looks like they're working with the other ghosts to surround and ambush Pac-Man. And Clyde goes straight for Pac-Man until he gets close, but it's a fake-out to confuse the player because they'll never touch Pac-Man intentionally; when they get close, they turn around and flee as if Pac-Man had eaten a power pellet."
Mizuki nods, listening with interest as the wind blows through her hair.
As they near the edge of the sheet-ghost area, the trainer quietly adds, "I wonder if I'll ever get to play arcade games again..."
Mizuki looks back at him with a smile, "If there's a way to get you out of here, we Scales will find it, one day!"
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"OH GOD WHY!?!"
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Seeing what's ahead, Fuka blinks. "Okay, that's weird!" she chirps, trying to figure out what's going on with the upcoming hazards and, if her mana sense isn't entirely deceiving her... boost pads? "What is this a video g...ah!" she cries out. "Up!" she demands, pointing forward. "Up! Down! Down! Left, right! Left, right!"
The handler looks at her. "You've got to be..." "Just do it!" Fuka cries, directing them to speed up or speed down, to catch a stream of mana as it shifts from one state to another. Of course she also totally wastes time going around things that don't need to be gone around, and missing easy boosts that they could have hit if she had interpreted it correctly. Fuka's good at magic, but she's not a true master of the mana arts. Still she's having fun, and isn't that the point? Also she finishes the actual race, and in a surprisingly respectable position for someone with absolutely no business being in a monster handling contest. So she's got that going for her too!
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Mizuki looks back at the trainer, a young man (at least, in this body) trying to force a smile at her words. He's working so hard so she can have fun with this race... if only she could lift his spirits more.
Up ahead, the air teems with colorful magic currents! And Mizuki... makes sense of it, somehow! For a moment, she feels like she's doing well in the videogame, she's found her groove, and she points which way for the trainer to guide his wolf.
Her own spirits lifted, Mizuki feels like singing! And... right now, dressed like this, there's really only one obvious choice, isn't there?
o/~ Athena's name is magic
o/~ Mystery, is what-you-see
o/~ Her crystal is the answer
o/~ Fighting fair, to-keep-us-free
o/~ She's just a liiittle girl with pow'r inside
o/~ Burning bright
o/~ You'd better hide if you are baaaaaaad
o/~ She'll get you!
o/~ She'll read your mind and find if you, be, lieve in right or wrooooong!
o/~ Fire, Fire! Psycho So-ru-ja-aaaa!
o/~ Fire, Fire! Psycho So-ru-ja-aaaa!
Mizuki is positively beaming as she sings, pointing the way forward and riding the winds! Even if she's in last place... she's having fun right now!
The trainer's spirits are lifted too, grinning happily as he follows her guidance and listens to 'Athena' singing her theme song!
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A table with a feast is already waiting the contestants off to a side, and the rest of the evening promises lots of food, fun, and music.
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At least he's not constantly side-tracking from the race to try and drown her.
Eventually Kauchemar slides off from his back, and with a ripple of darkness the nightmare flickers off into the shadows of the evening until he's needed to ride home. While Kauchemar goes to check out this feast. Monster jockeying works up an appetite with all that force of will and what not.
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Mizuki may have come in last, but she finishes with a smile, and the trainer is grinning at her song. They dismount and shake hands, and she pulls him into a hug, and then hugs the wolf (with the trainer frantically keeping it calm). "Even if we didn't win," he notes, "That was... pretty fun!" Mizuki nods, "Yeah!"